Sunday, 1 April 2012

A christians (keeping in mind that not all are alike) perspective of Skrillex

Ok so his music is shit (except for Bangarang ofcourse), his haircut looks stupid, he's damaging his MacBook, he literally just presses sample buttons and yet he still wins awards, sways "lesbians" into shaving the sides of their heads and still wears those ironic glasses that we all know he probably doesn't need.

But this article, yeah I don't know what to take from this. See for yourself, you'll probably spill your morning coffee and choke on your Sunday Breakfast, or whole heartedly agree.

I nearly wet myself.

(Cheers to Jason C via Monster Children for  stumbling  upon the article)


"Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism)."

It's highly important to note that the websites homepage currently links to an article about whether or not "Christians should join the national Blowjob Boycott."

With a picture of Monica Lewinsky. 


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